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The Cleansing Hour (2019) - "Another successful exorcism"
This movie surprised me. It pretty much only looks bad from the trailer. And let's be honest, there hasn't been a 'good' exorcism film...
Oct 21, 20202 min read


Tigers Are Not Afraid (2017) - "If he doesn't die, we all die."
I was not expecting this. After just finishing this movie, tears still in my eyes, I'm surprised I'm even writing about it. The movie...
Oct 19, 20203 min read


Yummy (2020) - Plastic Surgery Nightmares
Holy moly. This movie was absolutely INSANE. I have always been a huge fan of extremely gory, disgusting and appalling movies. I don't...
Oct 12, 20203 min read


Paranormal Activity (2007)
Okay I really didn't wanna write this review. This was one of those things I hoped someone else would pick up - but alas, here we are. ...
Oct 9, 20202 min read


The Conjuring (2013) - "Hide and Clap"
The Conjuring was the beginning of a multitude of similar films that would follow with very similar style. It follows a familiar...
Oct 9, 20203 min read


Inside (A l'interieur) (2007) - "Kill me. You already have."
I absolutely love this movie. It's obviously not for the faint of heart or anyone easily grossed out. It's gory. It's really gory. ...
Oct 5, 20204 min read


#Alive (2020) - Dumb name, cool movie
I have no stand out critique of this movie. Obviously it reminds me a lot of Train to Busan in ways. No, not just cause it's Korean. But...
Oct 3, 20202 min read


The Ring (2002) - Don't show your friends
I can't tell if The Ring is over or underrated. I was 10 years old in 2002, but I was old enough to remember that this was a very prime...
Sep 15, 20203 min read


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Child's Play (2019) - Can't Keep Running Away
Released: 2019 Director: Lars Klevberg Running time: 90 minutes When you google Child's Play 2019 the fourth most frequently googled...
Aug 24, 20205 min read


The Host ( 괴물) (2006) - Sea Alien Dinosaur Monster?
I've been on a hard Korean thriller kick lately. I had heard of The Host years ago but never watched it. It's actually quite highly rated...
Aug 20, 20202 min read


Train to Busan (부산행) (2016) - "You only care about yourself"
Another classic case of an amazing movie that slipped under my radar. In fact, actually, multiple people told me to watch this movie and...
Aug 15, 20203 min read


The Beach House (2019) - Horror? Sci-Fi? Garbage.
This is a very classic tale of "I watched this non-sense so you don't have to." Don't do it. Don't watch it. I will try to think of the...
Aug 3, 20202 min read


Host (2020) - The last Zoom meeting you wanna be in
I just finished this literally 5 minutes ago, and my heart is still racing. I swear to God. This movie just scared the living shit out of...
Aug 3, 20202 min read


A Brief Buffy Conversation (1997-2003)
Apologies for not writing any reviews lately. Life has been very difficult for all of us obviously. I don't want to let the blog die...
Jul 28, 20204 min read


Doctor Sleep (2019) - "The world is just a giant hospice with fresh air"
I'm a bad Stephen King fan. I love him, truly. Hours of my life have been consumed by novels, short stories, and movie adaptations. But I...
Jul 16, 20202 min read


Green Inferno (2015) - Kinda like Cannibal Holocaust
For a long time I was scared to watch really gory movies, but now that Netflix and their screwdriver lobotomies have desensitized all of...
Jul 1, 20203 min read


It Follows (2014) - If you got it better give it to someone else
It Follows is a really great movie that kind of came out of nowhere. The concept of the movie is so original, and it's played out so...
Jul 1, 20202 min read


BLACK LIVES MATTER
In the midst of the world right now I still find it challenging to take my mind off of the political climate currently. I never really...
Jun 18, 20202 min read


The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014): How long until you think someone is possessed?
This movie is one of the movies that kind of walks the line between mockumentary and found footage. The background of this movie is...
Jun 10, 20202 min read


Scream Queen: My Nightmare on Elm Street (2019): "What's wrong with screaming like a girl?"
This documentary is about Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge. I am almost certain it was the first Freddy movie I saw. As I've...
Jun 9, 20203 min read


Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006) - Had me at Englund
I don't know how this missed my radar but I am completely ashamed that it took me until now to see this movie. This is an absolute...
Jun 6, 20202 min read


Evil Dead (2013) - "The sky will open up and it will bleed"
Now, I chose to review the Evil Dead remake rather than the original because I am much more familiar with horror in the 2000s personally....
May 27, 20203 min read


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Drag Me To Hell (2009) - A lot of drama over a bank loan
Sam and Ivan Raimi, screenwriting/director duo of Evil Dead franchise fame, bring us a nice little treat for 2009. Even though this is a...
May 20, 20203 min read


Society (1989) - Upside Downside Inside and Outside
Released: 1989 Directors: Brian Yuzna Running time: 99 minutes I saw Yuzna’s Society (1989), for the first time in March of this year...
May 19, 20205 min read


Cursed Films (2020) - Shudder Original Series
I highly, highly, highly recommend taking the time you can to watch this series. Throughout the 70s and 80s there were multiple rumors...
May 18, 20201 min read


Creep 2 (2017) - "Do you scare easily?"
So if anyone read my first review on Creep, you would know that I wasn't entirely interested in the movie at all. I wasn't really...
May 12, 20203 min read


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Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence (2011) - Maybe don't watch it?
So I obviously enjoy this movie. Why? I can't really tell you. It's some piece of my brain that is just a little off and allows this to...
May 3, 20203 min read


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Martyrs (2008) - "Witness"
I've been getting some bad feedback about my writing in the blog. (Not the others, my team is awesome). And though I took the criticism...
Apr 29, 20204 min read


The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007) - "Why did you just call me officer?"
I'm quite the fan of a good found footage movie. This one was actually really difficult to find, though I've heard about it quite a bit....
Apr 28, 20202 min read


The Invisible Man (2020) - Just tell the truth
My favourite thing about this movie is that it jumps from being a ghost story to a psychological thriller so smoothly. This is an...
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The Devil's Candy (2015) - "It's not like Charles Manson lived here"
I had seen this movie a while ago and it's really great. (You can stop there, review over.) My friend Matt originally suggested I watched...
Apr 23, 20202 min read


Pet Sematary II (1992) - You Always Step To My Girl
Released: 1992 Director: Mary Lambert Running time: 100 mins I have a friend who recently told me that he’s seen the first of every...
Apr 22, 20204 min read


APOLOGIES!
Sorry for lack of posts lately guys. Shaun Lee and I are cooking up something special with a new twist for the new Shudder series...
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28 Days Later (2002) - The Beginning of the End
When it came out in 2002, 28 Days Later was a horror movie like no other. It revolutionized the zombie genre by having the zombies (or in...
Apr 15, 20203 min read


Creep (2015) - "Was there a small part of you that thought I would kill you?"
The most props I can give to this movie is how accurately it's titled. I don't know what else to say. I am at a loss for words. This...
Apr 14, 20202 min read


Sinister (2012) - "Who made the film?"
This movie is fucking scary. Like, I don't know what it is but I'm sitting here in the basement after just finishing it again and my...
Apr 12, 20205 min read


Bluebird in My Heart (2018) - This is not a horror movie.
I'm not necessarily sure that I want to broaden the criteria for reviews on this site to include dramas like this one, but I felt bad for...
Apr 11, 20202 min read


Ginger Snaps (2000) "Something is wrong. Like, more than just you being female."
Puberty is rough, man. I'm just gonna go ahead and give it away right there like that. After watching Freddy vs. Jason, I remembered...
Apr 6, 20203 min read


Something lacking in The Void
I knew the Void was going to be a bit of a grind within the first few minutes. Funnily enough, it contains a lot of the stuff I crave...
Apr 6, 20203 min read


Freddy vs. Jason (2003) - "Why don't you die?!"
If you have made it here and haven't seen this movie, just stop what you're doing right now and watch. I wish I could see it again for...
Apr 5, 20205 min read


Nightmare City (1980) - Juicy
Released: 1980 Director: Umberto Lenzi Running time: 92 mins Do you know how to give constructive feedback? It is a great interpersonal...
Apr 4, 20205 min read


The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016) - "When we start something, we finish it."
I think it's safe to say that for everything there isn't many things creepier than being stuck in a morgue. I have to applaud every...
Apr 4, 20204 min read


Mama (2013) - Just stealing children and what not.
I am doing by best to give Guillermo Del Toro a chance. I know Pan's Labyrinth and Shape of Water were award winning movies. He clearly...
Apr 3, 20208 min read


Crawl (2019) - See Ya Later...
There’s something about the Sam Raimi stamp on a film, whether it’s directed by or in this case produced by, that always piques my...
Apr 2, 20202 min read


Boar (2017) - In The Outback, No One Can Hear You Squeal.
For my foray into Shudder I decided to start with one of the platform’s exclusive titles, the 2017 Australian “creature feature” Boar....
Apr 1, 20202 min read
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